Golden Nugget

I used to have recurring dreams of a ride at Wildwood New Jersey. The Golden Nugget. I would see it from the other piers and the red light that glowed inside a window/door on the side of the mountain would strike a bit of mysterious fear in me. It’s a shame the Golden Nugget is [...]

Dolphin Massacre

After watching Law and Order episode where an endangered Gibbon was being transported via plane inside a fake basketball, I dreamt of a dolphin massacre on the outskirt of a house on the beach with a forest near by. It was winter and I rolled my sled over the hill that my parents said to [...]

predator face

My two brothers and I were at a bar using too much bad language, particularly fuck and cunt, and a AA single mother’s club was having drinks with their babies at their sides. One of the drunk whores flipped a shit to a bouncer, whom I was friends with, and a new security guard asked [...]

infected

chemical warfare causes people to mutate and kill. sorta like zombies, but extremely aggressive and not borderline retarded strolling around moaning like a fat guy who can’t tie his own shoes. of course, i’m surrounded by people who’ve been bitten or inhaled the gas that caused the mutation. stuck in a house with several others [...]

indian ocean terrorist

I was stationed in Baghdad as a spy disguised as an international college student who traveled abroad from Kutztown – the tiny pisshole state college formerly awesome but now a waste of time and money. I managed to locate the head quarters of the military and find my way inside. It wasn’t hard because it [...]

Brothers from another Mother…

like Mel Gibson and Danny Glover. Danny is my grandfather and he’s ready to pass. I can’t ever remember his name unless I recite an old Outkast lyric. But it’s sad that he’s at this stage in his life because according to my dream he was a good person and had a few more Lethal [...]

White man basketball

It’s horrible watching Neil and I lose at roughhouse to two girls, but they’re black. And play on a college team. He hasn’t even scored yet and I suck, so this is not going in either of our favors. I decide to pull a Woody Harrleson hustle and accidentally pass him the ball…you know, help [...]

Many men makes one

Lights go out during our service, and inhouse service for my dieing grandfather. But it’s not just one light. It’s all lights. Full power outage. The dogs bark…the big vicious scary guard dogs that they are, but I sense a difference in their tone. They’re not barking at a squirrel or even an intruder. This [...]

You wouldn’t have thought this would happen.

There’s a local bad guy terrorizing our college campus. Constantly capturing people and torturing them. Killing them. Doing things you would only be scared about. They got to me. They want me to lure someone in for them. Little do they know, I’m friends with all the police and such in town. We set up [...]

Indoor outdoor plane crash

I’m in the worlds biggest shopping mall which has glass ceilings on one section overlooking a city that looks grand as NYC in the days of the Twin Towers. Just walking along when a plane flies into the building from behind me, towards the city, out the other end of the glass, and explodes in [...]