Who’s the firestarter?
An Indian woman in a wheelchair moves into a new neighborhood and finds her home and storefront continuously vandalized and constantly threatened to burn down. She asks me for help so I dress up as an public city worker responsible for cleaning up grounds and making the neighborhood look pretty while I wear what looks [...]
Drunken sailor and the mystery fire
After a very exhausting lacrosse game downtown, I went to my hotel room and began drinking a few beers. I was already tired and dehydrated, so I became drunk very fast. The next day I awake standing in the corner of an elevator populated with empty beer cans and business suited people leaving for work. [...]
Pea Green Carpets.
riding by lower south and jumped down some stairs on my bmx gt interceptor, only to fall because it was raining out, and land next to tom’s mom’s truck, which was actually my mom’s truck. she was on the phone and had no idea, and my body uncontrollably rolled on the hard ground. i landed [...]
The Wrong Hotel
Being the only two unoblivious and American people at the foreign island hotel is not always a good thing. Finding out that two young girls were murdered while you were there is a bit uncomfortable. Finding out who did it and finding out that they know you know who did it is even more unsettling. [...]
How far will you go…
Several kids in this town were raped and I’m the only one who knows who did it and I take law into my own hands. I chase these guys down through crowded areas and finally capture them. Two guys, about 18-19. Before turning them in I decide to teach them a lesson of their own. [...]
Prime Minister’s Daughter
I was stationed in Japan. Outnumbered 5,000 to 100. Our only hopes were that our bunkers could withstand the enemy blast. It wasn’t long until the bunkers were destroyed and the only thing left to hide behind were some old trucks in a rundown parking lot. So we hid where we could, often stuck laying [...]
Critters, Halo, and Torture. Oh My.
Beth and I witnessed a guy be eaten to the bone in the water in front of a hotel. It was like the concreted off section of a small creek. So we stayed at the hotel. Stupid mistake. It was an airtight hotel with bullet proof glass and steel doors, but someone kept opening the [...]
Escape
my flight takes off and pilot loses control so much that the plane goes straight up into a loop de loop pattern. he tries to regain control the plane but it scraps the top of tall pine trees and throws the plane hard to the ground. a massive explosion erupts and shakes the tree line. [...]
Larger than life Plecos
Remember being at a bridge like the one on Red Lion road in northeast Philadelphia. We were walking along the rocks and wooden boards in the water when one of the things we stepped on, which looked like a large dirty black rock, was actually a giant plecostomus. Turns out the shallow waters were filled [...]
House for sale – kids for sale
realtor – some older greyed guy, show me house i’ve seen before in a dream or with my old realtor…lots of webs, filthy, but a great rehab. it had a kid stuffed in it and the mom came “home” to get him. we then found a train full of illegal children and baby animals with [...]